Date night always starts with a blowjob with me

What do you call a girl that ends every first date like this?

A blowjob on a first date is like a résumé

Every date with me ends with a blowjob

Blowjob is always required on the first date

I love blowjob after the first date!

Relaxing together always ends up in a blowjob

First date ended with a deep-throat blowjob

Tinder date ends with blowjob

A good date always ends with a blowjob

a date usually ends up going like this

Date night, starts with a blowjob and ends with a cream pie