"Fuck it and just cumlock me, I will even be your girlfriend"

What goes through my head whenever my girlfriend isn’t answering

It was a typical Saturday night for the couple, with the boyfriend

It was a typical night for John and his girlfriend, Sarah. They

u look through ur girlfriend's phone and find this video sent

Hubby was out of town for work, so I cucked him through the phone

By scrolling through her gallery phone, you realized your girlfriend

All you had to do was grow a pair of balls and ask your girlfriend

Your murder spree was short lived once you found out what that

“Yeah… misfire again, I’ll meet you at the lab” my girlfriend

My girlfriend snuck off to a Swap Party with some old school

“Where have you been tonight, with who, doing what?” I ask,