Trying to get my own mouth is hard, can I aim for yours instead?

Let me be your breakfast instead

Chained up and waiting for a dick to suck on instead of my fingers

Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead

My ex didn't appreciate my nudes, so I'm showing them to you

Cancel your plans tonight and have me tonight instead

Do you like to eat me instead of lunch?

Give that poor Elf on the Shelf the night off and let’s play

Came to the kitchen for a snack, found me instead. Hopefully

Oops. "Accidentally" texted tis to you instead of hubby. Guess

Can you skip your meal and just eat me instead?

I want you to fuck me all day instead of work