Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Oh your face looks nice to sit on

Your face looks like a nice place to sit

Your face looks like a nice place to sit

Your face looks like a nice place to sit…

Your face looks like a nice place to sit 😜

When it's a nice day there's nothing better to do than sit on

Your face looks like I nice place to sit my ass… ;)

I need a face to sit on, yours looks nice

ew what is that and I sit on your face

Hello ma'am, nice face, looks comfortable to sit on

You face looks like a nice place for me to sit on