Be a gentleman and offer me something to sit on

I’ll be a gentleman and you can sit on my rod

who is ready to offer me something more interesting than a chair

You know, a gentleman would offer me a place to sit… [F]

A gentleman would offer his face to sit on

who is ready to offer me something more interesting than a chair

A real gentleman would offer his face for me to sit on!

A gentleman would offer me to sit on his face...

A gentleman would gladly offer me to sit on his face...

A lady needs a place to sit 😏 A true gentleman will offer

Trade offer: I game, and you sit under my desk choking on my

If only a gentleman would offer his face for me to sit on