Make a wish and I'll grant it on the count of three.

Does it count as headbanging, if it's the head of my penis banging

some people count sheep to fall asleep, but I...

How many ropes do you count?

Does this count

So small and pathetic. I'll count to 10 and show me your micro

How many shots do you count? 🤔

Does it still count as "subliminal messaging" if there's a big

Does this count?

Does my penis count as big?

How many shots did you count? (25)

Count the squirts