You told me this chastity thing was gonna help me pass NNN!!

What do you mean you're gonna keep my keys?? I already failed

Thanks for wearing those pigtails, goonbud!! Never know when

Please goonbud don’t ruin my NNN…

I was never really into gamers until my goonbud pitched the idea

A good goonbud never neglects the balls

I always fail NNN, my best friend on the other hand always brags

Omg, I just failed NNN! Thought I was safe looking at non-genital

Be honest, how many of you gooners have failed NNN already?

I need a bud who hasn’t failed NNN yet to cover me like this

There's no such thing as a perfect goonbud…. uh…. nnnnnngggghhhhhh

I lasted 7 days into NNN before failing, and i've failed at least