I text you: “My GF just broke up with me buddy” 2 hours later:

Such a perfect gf for a cockdumb gooner

Would you throat it in front of your wife/gf, gooner?

I'm such a cuck gooner for BBC 🤤 wish I had a gf that would

It’s not gay gooner if your wearing your girls lingerie…her

GF unavailable? Don’t worry gooner, her lingerie looks even

I bet you wanna see me in your gf’s lingerie, gooner

How do I convince my gf we need a gooner boyfriend

You’re at work and you receive vids of me wearing your gf’s

It’s not gay if we wear our gf’s lingerie, gooner!

Sooner or later your wife, sis, gf or mom will catch you with

Your gf’s lingerie looks better on me, doesn’t it gooner?