Girl gets on top of store counter pisses in coffee cup, drinks

Would you notice me in my shorts at the store? (M)

Wore nothing but [M]y coat and pants to the store

Flashing the dads at the store [f]

In the store

Found a cup with my name on it at the store

Found a cup with my name on it at the store

Found a cup with my name on it at the store

Found a cup with my name on it at the store

Found a cup with my name on it at the store

Found a cup with my name on it at the store

I gave the store clerk something to stare at