Nothing makes me feel more alpha than coming home from work,

Damn I love having you as a gooner roommate! Best thing to come

I was out of town and my usual goon buds were getting needy…

Sneak out to my car while your girlfriend is home Gooner, you

Wouldn't you like to be this gooner on her bus ride home 😏

How I am when I take a sissy gooner home from the bar😈

Don't worry Gooner, nobody saw you cum. You're still in.

No homo but you didn’t have any money to pay me for the rides

What a Gooner home office day looks like

You pick me up at the bar and take me home only to find I’m

It’s not gay gooner, we just didn’t find anyone at the club…and

This isn’t how you thought the night would go after taking