Your friends said that last night you came out of the bathroom

I thought you said you were straight gooner? But look at you

Come on bud your ass is so fat just a little longer.. we said

You lost the bet gooner and had to dress up like a Soccer Mom….no

No homo gooner, you came here dressed as my ex…so I treated

No homo gooner, I just love “hiking” with you…

No homo gooner you just said your girl has never ate your ass

Glad he said "no homo" because now I can take his gooner cock

No homo gooner, your bros pranked you with a male stripper at

I know I said if you come to mine dressed as a chick, I will

No homo gooner, but you dressed as a chick for the Halloween

No homo gooner, if we are both high and won’t remember this…