All the hot Moms in our neighborhood submitted to my bully

My bully treated Mom like his leashed bitch

The Moms in the neighborhood celebrated Mother's Day with Chad

These Moms are either really dedicated to protecting their pathetic

All the Asian and Latino Moms at school worship my huge white

I treated Mom and my girlfriend to a spa day. Little did I know

My weed dealer was about to leave but he decided to break my

Someone who likes my moms photos found her address and decided

My mom went to my bully's house to see if hell stop beating me

My tattooed asshole bully treated Mommy like shit but she loved

Your mom is a member of the local anti-bullying "moms for appeasement"

Moms like me just want to be treated nicely