Excuse me, sir! Can I please sit on your face? [OC]

Excuse me sir do you have a face I can sit on

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, I want to sit on your face

Excuse me, may I sit here

Excuse me... can I sit on top of you?😈

Come closer and sit on this intimidating beast, you sorry excuse