Me giving my husband a hand job with his flesh light

Who would volunteer as a helping hand if I asked them?

She asked for a hand so …

Let me light one up for you :)

Who would be so kind... As to light one up for me!

So I get asked to change the light bulb in the room. Only to

A light up to give you all a treat

If I asked for your help, would you lend a hand?

light the cigarette for me

Let me light your fire!

Would you led a hand if I asked nicely

Would you lend me a hand or a mouth if I asked nicely-