Fuck why can't I ever meet a trashy gooner girl like that?

Fuck why can't I ever meet a trashy gooner girl like that?

No homo you are just doing whatever your boss asks gooner😈

No homo gooner because what happens on vacation stays on vacation…..

have you ever gooned to me before 🤭

No homo, you personal trainer has just given you a new “workout”

No homo gooner if you are wearing your girls new sexy outfit…it

No homo gooner, if you are wearing your girls college cheerleading

No homo it’s just an extra “hard” workout for you gooner…

Let me wear your gf’s outfit and ride you better than she ever

There’s nothing a want more than a down-low friendship with

Mmm I'd like to give a free use coupon to ever gooner here. I