Teabag me bro :P

gf is out of town

Count me in 👀

How many shots did you count? 👀

Does this count as "staying hydrated"?!

When you're down, but you know you can count on your buddy to

Hooking up in the gym showers doesn't count... you're just stretching

If he can't see it, does it count?

If he can't see who's sucking him, it doesn't count right?

Does this count?

I couldn t keep count how many loads I had received that night

It doesn’t count if he’s older than your dad