If you are an eco-friendly kind of dude, I have a condom that

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Sorry, what’s your name again? I just wanted to confirm what

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I want to tell you what I want, but I’m not sure how…

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One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help

Let only latex stand between our love.

Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered; then, you nail