Since someone said I needed more face, here goes nothing I guess

wish i had someone to slap my ass every time i walked by them

I got a huge creampie from my Tinder date and I'm not on birth

Always face down and bent over someone's bed after every tinder

I guess you could say my tinder date went well 🙈

I didn’t like my wife’s freeloading son. He was cramping

I guess im cute dressed for my tinder date ;)

Someone invited me to a study group but I guess I'll get creampied

Oops, looks like someone came prematurely without my permission,

Joined Tinder to find someone to spray my back this Summer but

I Either need to stop drinking or someone take my phone off me

Someone invited me to a study group but I guess I'll get creampied