Does it count if he ruins it on his own?

Does it count if it's not your own?

Does it count if my panties are crotchless? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Does it count if the wind does if for me?

Does it count if it’s a weird alien-esque dildo instead of

Does it count if I’m not using my hand? 😏

Does it count if COVID is cucking me from getting our bull's

Does it count if I whip it out while flaccid?

I couldn’t find a subreddit to post this in 🙃 can you help

Does it count if you can see it all? [F]

Does it count if I make it bounce? 🤔

Does it count if half of it launched over my face? 😈