Come take a seat at the breakfast bar, I think you’ll enjoy

hey, *points to your face* is that seat taken?

Is this seat taken?

oh is this seat taken?

Is this seat taken?

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

Is this seat taken yet?

Really hoping this seat isn’t taken 🙈

is this seat taken

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

I hope this seat isn’t taken