(F)ive minute breaks and fitting room shenanigans are two f-s

Hey neighbor, you left your shirt at my place last night

Only 3 days left to place your entries for May’s Fuck A Fan

He left me alone, so I have to play with myself

My husband left me home alone tonight... I need company, I'm

This man found us three states over and reached out. Once he

Always suck her left titty, it’s the closest to her heart

My hand job continues until there’s nothing left.

I’m gonna jerk you off with my left hand so you can see my

The Animators knew what they were doing with that left hand placement

I left it bare of tattoos so you can leave your hand marks

Could you give me a helping hand?