Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you mind if I took a seat on your face?

Cute face, dirty mind

do you mind if i take a seat on your face?😘

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Mind if I take a seat on your face

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there? (BTBF)

Do you mind if I take a seat on your face

I hope you don’t mind if I take a seat on your face

Would you mind if I seat on your face?

Mind if I take a seat on your face?

Mind if I use your face as a seat? 🥵