Took u/joinusandplay away on a work trip some time ago...rules:

You're incredibly boring, disgustingly dull, irredeemably irritating..

The doors in this room don’t lock

When you accidentally lock yourself out of your hotel room…you

Open your banking app, put that disappointment you call a cock

It’s Friday which means your porn weekend starts now gooner!

I shushed you as you awoke, finding yourself tied up and in a

Hate when I lock myself out of my room

On a rainy day, would you lock yourself in a room with me all

Shaiden Paola’s Stepfather tells his influential stepdaughter:

Its time to make a mess all over yourself 😈 Lock your door

if I forgot to lock the door to my room and you saw it, what’s