hey, *points to your face* is that seat taken?

This seat is taken for everyone but u

is this seat taken?

is this seat taken daddy?🍑

Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

*points at your face* is this seat taken?

Sorry...is this seat taken?

Is this seat taken? 😉

Is this seat taken?

Is this seat taken?

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

Excuse me, is this seat taken?