uhh hi im new here, is your face.. uhm I mean is that seat taken?

your face would make a great seat!

YOU WILL USE YOUR SEAT FACE AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

Your face would make a great seat

Can I use your face as a seat?

I'm gonna use your face as my new seat

I'm gonna use your face as my new seat

Your face looks like a great seat

Your face looks like a comfortable seat 👀

I'm ready to take a seat on your face, and then your cock

May I take a seat on your face?

Which redditor has a face that I can use as a seat