Little hair never hurt anyone

A little bit of mischief never hurt anyone!

A little bit of mischief never hurt anyone!

A little squezze never hurt anyone

A little squezze never hurt anyone

A little squezze never hurt anyone

A little office work never hurt anyone, especially when it involves

A little mombod never hurt anyone.

A little dessert before dinner never hurt anyone

A big phat pussy never hurt anyone

A little mood lighting never hurt anyone

I know it's not my desk, but a little tidying up never hurt anyone...