Can I take a seat on your face?

Her face is the best seat

All my friends know my face is the best seat in the house

I'll sit on the face

His face is the best seat in the house

Let me take a seat on your face

Let me seat on your face

Her face is the best seat in the house

My friend always uses my face as her person seat

can i use your face as a seat?

I need a new seat.. how about your face?

This couch is comfy but I think your face would be a better seat