Maybe moving to the new neighborhood wasn't such a good idea

Maybe she'll even make them do two-a-days

If you're good enough, maybe this can be a weekly thing

Maybe you should've just gotten her those diamond earrings...

Maybe she'll come back loosened up and pregnant with his kid.

Maybe you can ask her to tone it down? This doesn't seem reasonable...

Okay maybe it’s cheating

Maybe she'll keep this one on speed dial.

If you're good enough, maybe he'll even let you swallow his load!

Maybe I like it a little bit

On second thought, maybe it wasn’t an accident…

Maybe she just likes it on the counter?