My girlfriend got food poising while on holiday and couldn't

To intimidate someone with a machete

to shoot an intruder

to pose for a photo (they lived)

To urinate in public

She Cant Contain Herself

To take a shit

Trying to contain the mess didn’t do much…

To do a Gener-Cide-- Gaza lay crushed and asphyxiated under a

Tbt to when I used to stretch and couldn’t contain my guts

This Husband's Pajamas Couldn't Contain His Wife's Phat Ass,

To pick a fight