Whatever thoughts you're having about me in this outfit aren't

Don't worry bro! Handjobs don't count as sex, so therefore, they

It’s not gay, you just drew the short straw to be the “cum

It's not gay bc you aren't looking at me as I ride your dick

My weekend plans aren’t gay, I’m just hanging out with the

Thats it bud! As long as you don’t love it we are good. You

It's not gay if my feet aren't touching the ground, right? Just

It’s not gay if you’re just conducting research on what the

Nothing gay about how we act together when our wives aren't around,

Quickies at work aren’t gay at all ;)

Dude... It makes it gay when you look at me when you're doing

You aren't gay yet