I got the fleshlight ready for you to fuck me, no homo! 🙈

No homo I just needed something to fuck…can’t find my fleshlight

No homo, you lost my fleshlight so I get to use your ass until

No homo, you lost my fleshlight so you have to take its place!

All I want for Christmas is a bud to fuck my throat like a fleshlight...

When me and my ex broke up, you got me a fleshlight as a joke.

It’s not gay, my fleshlight just broke and my bud offered to

His fleshlight broke I’m just doing him a favor it’s not

Bud told me his fleshlight broke, had to help him out!

Nothing gay about milking your goon bud's huge cock with your

The elevator broke… look, I was just trying to pass the time…

Don’t forget to say “no homo” buddy. I promise you it’s