My roomate says that it's an unwritten rule for buds that if

anyone have anything filthy to say to me?

you're lying if you say you do anything else in the garden shed.

don't say anything, just come fuck me

One night with me and I can't say no to anything

Would you say anything if you saw me playing in the supermarket?

One night with me and I can't say no to anything

I can be your sexy and latina girlfriend, I won't say anything

Hey cuckold! This video was leaked of your wife at the party

Would you say anything if you caught me peeing at work?

Anything you say boss

Do I need to say anything