Open your mouth and let me take a seat on your face

Is this seat taken?

Can I seat on your face?

May I take a seat? (41yr old mom)

Don’t act surprised if I ask you eat me in the front seat…I

You're my new seat

Be spontaneous…eat me in the front seat…

You gonna offer me a seat?

Mommy is driving right now honey, don't make her wet her seat

Could I have a seat on your face?

Hope you don’t mind if I take a seat on your face

May I have a seat on your lap?