Is "my boobs are really heavy" an acceptable excuse for this

@not_shelly2 (banned): Excuse her bruise on her toe!! 😪

Anne Hathaway is your friend's hot mom that you find a tiny excuse

Yoruichi [Bleach]

Now will you excuse me i need to bleach my eyes

I was thinking of an excuse to show you my tits but anyway...

Excuse my tits, they can be over the top

Bleach is a disgusting and perverted slow anime of an excuse

What's the best excuse I should give to my husband, if I want

New Bleach op Leak

excuse me sir, could you use a personal dancer?

Nel Tu from Bleach by Iris