Pissing on the display TV's at a shop, then walking away like

No white woman could ever compare

Not that you ever saw that face anyway

Best. Anniversary. Ever.

Have you ever wanted to breed an Elf girl? (Creampie)

She can't miss her Ex if i fuck her harder than he ever did

Being dressed like this is the straightest thing ever

Being best friend ever takes dedication to be the true sissy

Step Mom Thinks I Can Fuck Better Than Dad Ever Did

Not again...

I wonder if you’ll ever find out what she’s really been doing

You don't even want to know what happened to your girlfriend