to shoot fireworks from a traffic cone

To swing at a piñata

to unclog porcelain throne with an air cannon

To try and assault a Taco Bell employee

To get her Mc Nuggets.

To buy your son a (polish?) profanity free spiderman walkie talkie.

to zip up

To travel on top of the Train, for fun

To backflip w/o breaking a neck

To attack an american farmer

To play with a toy

To give a ritual blessing to a woman