Serious question guys. May I or may I not sit on your lap

May I sit on your face 💦

(f)May I sit on your lap, it will be our secret :)

Excuse me, may I sit on your face?

may i use your face

May I have the pleasure to sit on your face?

may i sit on your face

may I sit on your face

I would sit on your face if you let me

May I sit here please

may i sit on your face?

You may sit underneath; I'll be kind.