Sorry I've been away, I was on vacation. But now that I'm back,

Hope my morning wood doesn’t scare you out of bed hehe

my bulge doesn’t fit in these jeans...

be honest, were you staring at my bulge? 👀 i can whip it out

Bulge or boobs? ;3

If you saw me out in public would I trap you? Or does my bulge

I hope my bulge doesn’t scare you away… but if you’re brave

Wash away those troubles, have a soak with bubbles

Don’t let the rain scare you away

I will never be able to find a roommate cause i always sit like

I didn't scare you away did I? 😳

Who doesnt love a little bulge?