Told my bf we can watch Jurassic World this weekend because I

If this woman needed you to eat her entire ass multiple times

When You Call Your Gf At Lunch But She's Too Busy To Talk

I call this the bend and shake 💁🏼‍♀️

that's what i call "Arms Control"

You call your mom, and she tells you that she's too busy fucking

What would you call this maneuver?

“Hey man guess who just hit second puberty!!! Can you believe

Mara creampied (Zonkyster) [Call of Duty]

Making paid tributes dm if interested and wanna see sample

Late night booty call

She will call back later, she's busy now bro