Roommate ALWAYS forgets to lock the bathroom door. [Exhibitionism]

If you were my roommate I’d always leave the bathroom door

I have a short patience when it comes to waiting. So come quick,

Waiting for my roommate to open the door from the bathroom

thee door is open im waiting for some help

Just waiting for my roommate walk by my open door... how would

If you were my roommate, the door to the shared bathroom would

I'm ur roommate u open the door u see me waiting for u like this

If you were my roommate, the door to the shared bathroom would

If you were my roommate, the door to the shared bathroom would

Your single 35-yr-old roommate showers with the door open and

I left the door open hoping my roommate would walk in on me