Good morning, gooner. It‘s Friday and you know what that means.

I'm gonna let you take control for a bit

Are you just gonna watch me or are you gonna join me?

Fuck it’s heavy right now! Who’s gonna help me?

You gonna help me empty these balls??

Bounce per ounce is positively correlated to the angle of the

Oh you’re gonna stab me with your penis 😱

Gonna be a fun weekend

Do you like the angle of the dangle?

You just gonna stare? (21)

I’m gonna have to work very hard to find your tiny penis LOSER

Its gonna dangle in your face while we're fucking