original post: https://redd.it/15cpk8u
my ex wouldn't eat my ass... would you?
u_cielowondrlustt by cielowondrlustt
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I ended the relationship because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.
My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so I had to let him go.
Broke up with my ex because he wouldn't eat my ass.
Ending things because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.
My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so it's over.
My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so I ended it.
Parted ways with my ex because he wouldn't eat my ass.
My ex wouldn’t eat ass, but I know you won’t let me down!
My ex wouldn’t eat ass but I know you won’t disappoint me
