House pet looking for new home. Great with penises. Well trained

may I take a seat? on your (f)ace of course ;)

There's a seat for you available to make this a threesome 😏

May I take a seat somewhere on you?

May I take a seat? 🤤

May I Have This Seat

May I have a seat on you

May I have seat please

may I have that seat on your lap?

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

I may look cute but remember I top

may I have a seat