Are you good chair material?

How I would love to have a face like a chair at this moment

I’m looking for some loser to use his face as my chair 🥵

Why would I sit on a chair when I have a perfectly obedient face

Can I try out the new chair - your face?

What would you say if I started using your face as a chair

how would you react if I wanted to use your face as a chair

Can I use your face instead of a chair

Can i use your face instead of a chair

I want to use your face as a chair

what would you say if I wanted your face to be a chair for me

I could use your face as a chair