Can I use ur face like a chair ? Let me sit down ?

i'd rather use your face as my chair

Giant shits pants and eats a chair to the face

Can I use your face as a chair?

Do you wish this chair were your face?

I just wanna use your face as a chair ;)

Let me use your face like a chair?

Your face is perfect to be used as a chair

Can your face become my chair

I hope you will let me use your face like a chair.... at least

Now switch the chair with your face.

Would you handle me using your face as a chair?