i was ugly loser at highschool but i made a promise that college

If my pillow could pull my ponytail and tell me to cum I’d

my step son's college friends never want to leave the house when

Give a man a wife like this and he would never leave the house,

I never leave the house without one.

If my pillow had a face I’d never leave the house

Never let your man leave the house hungry or hungry 😉

Would never leave the house is😵‍💫

I can piss all over you, I promise you'll never leave the house

Never leave the house without my plug

I make my man so happy, he never wants to leave the house

Now I never need to leave the house again