I don’t always let my tinder dates stay the night, but if they

My classmates have no idea that the girl they sit next to everyday

Woke up before the alarm this morning. Bet you can guess what

I hated university. I was always alone everyone avoided me. I

Your emo stepbrother had been irritating the fuck out of us as

Morning coffee next door, always have an extra cup for a thirsty

Last night I had a sleepover with my best friend, just like old

I’ll be hosting in the early morning next week Tuesday-Thursday

I'm your roommate and one morning you wakeup and see me like

My G'MORNING BlowJob Comes Next ;)

Stole this shirt from one of my tinder dates the next morning...

I outed myself as a sissy goon addict to my slutty gay neighbor