Go on Anastasia, pull the knot. No! Not that way, pull the end.

Squatting on my cock is what your girlfriend mean by going to

Just relax and let me do this for you... I think this will make

Now our "Straight jerk sessions" go like this only. Now my buds

What I mean when I invite my goon bud over for a "massage with

I told my bud that just because I was dressed like a girl that

My cock totally accidentally slipped out, didn’t mean to get

“hey man is this you? totally hot- i mean cool it’s just

Some days I crave to know what it feels to get stretched out

It’s just better to be stuffed full and dumb, I mean right?

I didn't mean for our hangout sesh to turn into this bro!

If she squirts all over does that mean that she technically Gooned