I‘ll slap you, but not with my hand

Who’s gonna give me a hand?

It’s hard with just one hand

Anyone here down to lend a hand? Two? A mouth maybe?

I have room for another hand or hands 😜

Need someone to lend a hand... or two...

Need someone to replace my hand

I could use a hand

need a replacement for my hand

I’d prefer someone else’s hand 😩

I need to replace my hand😈👀

Imagine if my hand was your holes, ladies😈 happy holidays