Not trying to promote this person but this person had a colonoscopy

[mf] She wasn’t that excited when I told her I will eat her

Your str8 buddy said it wasn’t gay if you just think of him

As me and my bud go into his stepdads room to say we are going

I had a small hobby of using my wife's auto closet when she wasn't

Every man I've met and saw my nipples said they're lovely and

Tell your dick I said hi

He said he saved up a huge load for me and you can tell here

We told him he wasn't allowed to cum until we said so

My bull decided to bring a friend. Said he had to try my married

My Girl said I could finally release now that NNN is finally

My wife’s boss called round unexpectedly, and I had to tell